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WORKAHOLICS: Wordaholics - Tight/Loose Butthole

workaholics:

Tight/Loose Butthole: In its simplest definition, a reference to a rating on the butthole judgment scale. Tight is synonymous with good and positive things, while Loose is synonymous with bad or negative feelings.

Tighter/Tightest vs. Looser/Loosest apply to varying degrees of appreciation,…


Casual holiday reminder that the Weasley twins once bewitched snowballs to repeatedly hit Voldemort in the face.

omg lol

Casual holiday reminder that the Weasley twins once bewitched snowballs to repeatedly hit Voldemort in the face.

omg lol

(Source: seriouslyamerica, via durcheinander)

saminal:


With Irish people, there is a thing, a phenomenon, and you can see this all around the world; You can go anywhere - Los Angeles, or Seoul, or Tokyo, or.. Minsk - anywhere, and you’ll see Irish guys and you’ll know they’re Irish guys, because of a phenomenon known as ‘Irish Hair’.

- Dylan Moran

saminal:

With Irish people, there is a thing, a phenomenon, and you can see this all around the world; You can go anywhere - Los Angeles, or Seoul, or Tokyo, or.. Minsk - anywhere, and you’ll see Irish guys and you’ll know they’re Irish guys, because of a phenomenon known as ‘Irish Hair’.

- Dylan Moran

fivegum:

I’m at that point where I don’t text people from real life only Internet people

  • me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes
  • me: wakes up february 5th, 2098
  • me: february 5th, 2098 will be my 107th birthday